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Wood Joke

Two trees lived in close proximity together. Birch and Beech had been friends for many years. One day, a sapling appeared between the two of them.

“Birch, is that your son?” said Beech.
“I don’t know,” replied Birch, “I can’t see that far.”

Just then, a woodpecker flew up and perched on the sapling.

“Excuse me, Mr. Woodpecker, but in your expert opinion, is that a son of a Birch or a son of a Beech?”asked the Beech.

“I don’t know which of you is the father,” the bird explained, “but I can tell you it’s the finest piece of ash I’ve ever put my pecker in.”

My friend Tyler told me this last night.



3 Responses to “Wood Joke”

  1. Gabe Says:

    March 3rd, 2006 at 11:36 pm
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    That is a great wood joke!

  2. Paul Says:

    March 6th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
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    Heh, you said wood.

  3. Michael Skinner Says:

    April 6th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
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    careful with that joke, it’s an antique.